Ok, So I'm ripping off ChuckNorrisFacts.com but here we go
1: Ben Linus doesn't tell lies, he makes his own truths
2: House-flys brag to other insects that they have "Ben Linus" eyes
3: Ben Linus doesn't read books, he stares at them till they give him the info he wants
4: The Island doesn't have clocks because Ben Linus decides what time it is
5: Ben Linus is the reason Waldo is hiding
6: There is no 'ctrl' button on Ben Linus's computer, Ben Linus is always in control
Would anyone else like to add some?