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    jka10

    [21]Apr 30, 2008
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    When Ben Linus was a kid, he made his dad finish his vegetables.

    Ben Linus once went to the Virgin Islands...they are now just the Islands.

    Ben Linus does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Ben Linus.

    Ben Linus counted to infinity. Twice.

    If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken and tastes like chicken but Ben Linus says it's beef...IT'S BEEF!

    Ben Linus has already been to Mars, this would explain why there are no signs of life there.
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    RayD70

    [22]Apr 30, 2008
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    Jack Shepard is alive only because Ben doesn't kill women,

    Ben Linus pities Mr. T.

    Bruce Banner wouldn't like Ben when he's angry.

    Ben Linus won a staring contest with the Statue of Liberty. It didn't last that long.

    Buffalo sauce is too weak for Ben Linus. He uses napalm on his wings.

    Ben let the dogs out.

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    Fitzycent

    [23]Apr 30, 2008
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    and to think I thought no one would get in on this joke
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    Buhl9

    [24]May 1, 2008
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    haha. It's brilliance.
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    slick14805

    [25]May 1, 2008
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    Wow these are great!! Keep it up guys!
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    slick14805

    [26]May 1, 2008
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    I now have a months worth of Ben jokes to text to my friends and family!
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    lostrulz

    [27]May 1, 2008
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    slick14805 wrote:
    LOL these are hilarious ben jokes! I wish i could think of a witty joke, but you seemed to have taken all the good ones already!


    Exactly!!
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    JackietheHatt

    [28]May 1, 2008
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    lostrulz wrote:
    slick14805 wrote:
    LOL these are hilarious ben jokes! I wish i could think of a witty joke, but you seemed to have taken all the good ones already!


    Exactly!!




    I've seen some of these before. Just they were about Chuck Norris. I still love it, puts a new twist on it. Although I still think Chuck Norris is the crap man!
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    jka10

    [29]May 1, 2008
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    Q. What does Ben Linus need to defeat the US army?

    A. The US army.

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    madness117

    [30]May 1, 2008
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    Ben Linus always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego
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    ZsinDobre

    [31]May 1, 2008
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    Ben Linus once sued Charles Schultz.

    "How dare he connect my namesake to a thumbsucking wuss who relies on a security blanket!"

    Edited on 05/01/2008 1:06pm
    Edited 4 total times.
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    SmartLad314

    [32]May 1, 2008
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    benjamen linus made the chicken cross the road

    benjiman linus wasnt breast fed as a child hee drank from the cow

    in space no one can hear you scream exept ben linus

    there is no such thing as matter we're composed of benjamin linus

    benjimon linus can slam revolving doors

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    SmartLad314

    [33]May 1, 2008
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    benjiman linus was the first man on the sun

    when ben was young their was no suchthing as "your lunch money"

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    ZsinDobre

    [34]May 1, 2008
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    Ben powers the Island using his aura.
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    Fitzycent

    [35]May 1, 2008
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    is Benlinusfacts.com available?
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    Makaa

    [36]May 1, 2008
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    Ah, but did you know Ben Linus sleeps with the nightlight on?

    He's not scared of the dark.

    The dark is scared of Ben Linus.

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    Mads13

    [37]May 1, 2008
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    When you can't find your car in a lot, it's because Ben Linus borrowed it to travel to the island.

    When Ben Linus declared himself 'the good guy', Mother Theresa was stripped of her sainthood and banished to hell.

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    BenPotter99

    [38]May 1, 2008
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    Ben Linus was bestowed with a triple blackbelt at the age of one. Nobody has ever recived one... or ever will.

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    gmgo

    [39]May 2, 2008
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    - Ben Linus blessed God

    - Ben Linus doesn't bleed... it's all special effects.

    - The bogeyman hides because he is the one affraid of Linus

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    slick14805

    [40]May 2, 2008
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    Lost won't end until Ben Linus wants it to end!

    Ben Linus gave Michael Scofield permission to save his brother from prison

    Ben doesn't answer to Jacob, Jacob answers to Ben

    "Lost" secretly means "Ben" in Dharma Initiative slang

    Lost isn't Jack's show it's Ben's show, and the only reason Jack beat Ben's ass is because Ben let him
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