ABC (ended 2010)
Jack Shepard is alive only because Ben doesn't kill women,
Ben Linus pities Mr. T.
Bruce Banner wouldn't like Ben when he's angry.
Ben Linus won a staring contest with the Statue of Liberty. It didn't last that long.
Buffalo sauce is too weak for Ben Linus. He uses napalm on his wings.
Ben let the dogs out.
Q. What does Ben Linus need to defeat the US army?
A. The US army.
Ben Linus once sued Charles Schultz.
"How dare he connect my namesake to a thumbsucking wuss who relies on a security blanket!"
benjamen linus made the chicken cross the road
benjiman linus wasnt breast fed as a child hee drank from the cow
in space no one can hear you scream exept ben linus
there is no such thing as matter we're composed of benjamin linus
benjimon linus can slam revolving doors
benjiman linus was the first man on the sun
when ben was young their was no suchthing as "your lunch money"
Ah, but did you know Ben Linus sleeps with the nightlight on?
He's not scared of the dark.
The dark is scared of Ben Linus.
When you can't find your car in a lot, it's because Ben Linus borrowed it to travel to the island.
When Ben Linus declared himself 'the good guy', Mother Theresa was stripped of her sainthood and banished to hell.
Ben Linus was bestowed with a triple blackbelt at the age of one. Nobody has ever recived one... or ever will.
- Ben Linus blessed God
- Ben Linus doesn't bleed... it's all special effects.
- The bogeyman hides because he is the one affraid of Linus
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