Lost: Ben Linus Facts

Fitzycent
[41]May 6, 2008
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Ben Linus was the star of the show, even in the first season
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CartoonGal
[42]May 6, 2008
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Fitzycent wrote:

Ben Linus was the star of the show, even in the first season

Darn tootin' he was.

I love these! Hurting myself laughing here!
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slick14805
[43]May 7, 2008
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Keep them coming guys!

The Writers Strike didn't end because of an agreement it ended because Ben wanted his freakin' show to return, and nobody wants to argue with Ben! (Kind of long I know..)
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eanne80
[44]May 7, 2008
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One day, The eminent Ben Linus was strolling down the street enjoying a cool spring morning, when he happened to cross paths with a young shaolin monk who was off to break boards with his armpit hair as part of his training. His excellency, in an unfathomable display of kindness towards the monk, gave him... the slightest of nods. The gesture was, however, not returned. Now the motivations of the monk on this day are unclear, maybe he had decided to spite his majesty, Ben Linus, on purpose, or perhaps he had simply not noticed the gesture, we will never know the thoughts which where going through that particular mind on that particular day. We do know the outcome, however.

Ben Linus, in a fit of rage at the clear dishonor this monk had thrust upon him, marched up to the gates of the monastery and demanded the head of the monk who had, earlier that very day, enraged him so. When the head of the Shaolin order refused the request, so began the slaughter of every single monk in the temple at the hands of Pai-Mai... uhhh I mean Ben Linus.

So don't be a menace to.... Benace.... or wind up... um... deadace...
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eanne80
[45]May 7, 2008
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OMG I just read through all those and you guys missed a Chuck Norris joke that fits too well to not be here!! It's funny cause it's true!

Ben Linus doesn't have a telephone or an address.

Ben Linus finds you.
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slick14805

[46]May 8, 2008

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eanne80 wrote:

OMG I just read through all those and you guys missed a Chuck Norris joke that fits too well to not be here!! It's funny cause it's true!

Ben Linus doesn't have a telephone or an address.

Ben Linus finds you.

LOL good one

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Fitzycent
[47]May 15, 2008
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Like he said tonight, Ben Linus always has a plan...
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Fitzycent

[48]May 15, 2008

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eanne80 wrote:

One day, The eminent Ben Linus was strolling down the street enjoying a cool spring morning, when he happened to cross paths with a young shaolin monk who was off to break boards with his armpit hair as part of his training. His excellency, in an unfathomable display of kindness towards the monk, gave him... the slightest of nods. The gesture was, however, not returned. Now the motivations of the monk on this day are unclear, maybe he had decided to spite his majesty, Ben Linus, on purpose, or perhaps he had simply not noticed the gesture, we will never know the thoughts which where going through that particular mind on that particular day. We do know the outcome, however. Ben Linus, in a fit of rage at the clear dishonor this monk had thrust upon him, marched up to the gates of the monastery and demanded the head of the monk who had, earlier that very day, enraged him so. When the head of the Shaolin order refused the request, so began the slaughter of every single monk in the temple at the hands of Pai-Mai... uhhh I mean Ben Linus. So don't be a menace to.... Benace.... or wind up... um... deadace...

PAI-MAI FEARS BEN LINUS!!!!

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slick14805
[49]May 16, 2008
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Ben didn't pass the torch to Locke, he just simply was bored of being so damn good
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sputnik2121
[50]May 16, 2008
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Ben Linus could move the Island if he wanted, but he cant be bothered.

If Ben Linus was in 300, it would have been called 1
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slick14805
[51]May 16, 2008
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sputnik2121 wrote:

Ben Linus could move the Island if he wanted, but he cant be bothered.

If Ben Linus was in 300, it would have been called 1

Keamer didn't knock Ben Linus unconscious, he just pretended to be knocked out
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Ch1mera101
[52]May 16, 2008
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When Ben Linus does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Island down.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Ben Linus. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Edited on 05/16/2008 2:41pm
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Ch1mera101
[53]May 16, 2008
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I also have one that fits here, but it is aplied to Mickael, not Ben:

Mickael played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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eanne80
[54]May 16, 2008
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Ch1mera101 wrote:

I also have one that fits here, but it is aplied to Mickael, not Ben:

Mickael played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

I thought winning Russian Roulette meant getting the chamber with the bullet anyway! hehehe
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undethsea
[55]May 16, 2008
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Ben made you think it was your idea to do this forum.
Once, Ben's family threw a suprise party for him when he was a kid. Once.
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Ch1mera101
[56]May 16, 2008
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Ben Linus would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

You gotta love the space/time jokes...
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slick14805
[57]May 17, 2008
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Ch1mera101 wrote:

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Ben Linus would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

You gotta love the space/time jokes...

Ben Linus is the reason Heroes Season 2 sucked! Let's just say he had a little talk with the writers
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RayD70
[58]May 17, 2008
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Ben Linus made Hurley stop eating something.

(It's true!)
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GinnyBee
[59]May 18, 2008
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Jate is not fate, there is no fate- only Ben Linus.
Jack no longer has chest hair because he met Ben Linus and it was so scared it turned invisible.
Ben Linus is so awesome he PWNs Sayid (and that is saying something!)
Edited on 05/18/2008 12:36am
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Dyinghearts
[60]May 18, 2008
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LOL
You guys are hell, just made my day
hahah

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