Lost: Ben Linus Facts

slick14805

[81]May 28, 2008

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Buhl9 wrote:

If you write Ben Linus for every answer on the SAT you will score over 8000 points.

Ben Linus isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Ben Linus.

Ben Linus sheds his skin twice a year.

Ben Linus invented the question mark.

Time waits for no man, unless that man is Benjamin Linus.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ben Linus and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Whoever said only the good die young was probably in Ben Linus' kindergarten class.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ben Linus let live.

Oh my god I could not stop laughing at all your jokes

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Buhl9

[82]May 28, 2008

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slick14805 wrote:

Buhl9 wrote:

Oh my god I could not stop laughing at all your jokes

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slick14805
[83]May 28, 2008
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Ben Linus convinced Tila Tequila that she really isn't bisexual after all (Damn...so much for Season 3 of that show)

Ben Linus wants us all to suffer so we have to wait until January 2009 to see new episodes of his show "Lost".

Ben Linus felt threatened by Prison Break so he decided to make a spinoff called Prison Break: Cherry Hill to kill the series rep for good (It's a real show!)
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Buhl9

[84]May 28, 2008

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slick14805 wrote:

Ben Linus convinced Tila Tequila that she really isn't bisexual after all

(Damn...so much for Season 3 of that show

)

Ben Linus wants us all to suffer so we have to wait until January 2009 to see new episodes of his show "Lost".

Ben Linus felt threatened by Prison Break so he decided to make a spinoff called Prison Break: Cherry Hill

to kill the series rep for good

(It's a real show!)

Don't remind me of that friggin' spin off.

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slick14805

[85]May 28, 2008

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Buhl9 wrote:

slick14805 wrote:

Ben Linus convinced Tila Tequila that she really isn't bisexual after all

(Damn...so much for Season 3 of that show

to kill the series rep for good

(It's a real show!)

Don't remind me of that friggin' spin off.

sorry I just saw the opportunity and took it

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ZsinDobre
[86]May 28, 2008
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Ben Linus is a puss [died before finger pressed 'y'].
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slick14805
[87]May 28, 2008
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Ben Linus can power a whole city with his ego

Ben Linus made us think we created this topic about him, but really it was his idea

The boogeyman checks under his bed to see if Ben Linus is under there!

One day the tooth fairy tried to take a tooth from Ben Linus and she never returned! (Rumor has it she is Eve on Lost)
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MaddoKos
[88]May 28, 2008
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Ben Linus is the reason the dinosaurs died off. He's also the reason there are no more dragons, unicorns, griffins, centaurs etc.
Your life is what Ben Linus makes of it.
The U.S. is not the world's sole superpower. Ben Linus is.
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slick14805
[89]May 28, 2008
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The llorona (lady who cries) isn't crying because she wants her children, she is crying because Ben Linus dumped her.
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slick14805
[90]May 29, 2008
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Freddy Kruguer has nightmares about Ben Linus whenever he goes to sleep
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Fitzycent
[91]May 29, 2008
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91 posts and I thought this wouldn't catch on
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slick14805
[92]May 29, 2008
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Fitzycent wrote:

91 posts and I thought this wouldn't catch on

U are a genius! And it is 92 posts now
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MaddoKos
[93]May 30, 2008
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Ben Linus can asexually reproduce.
The alternate title of "Lost" is "CSI: Ben Linus."
In the S4 finale, the only reason Ben fell down when he was being chased by Keamy was because he thought it would be funny to make Kate come back for him.
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SVU_number_1fan

[94]May 30, 2008

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MaddoKos wrote:

Ben Linus can asexually reproduce.

The alternate title of "Lost" is "CSI: Ben Linus."

In the S4 finale, the only reason Ben fell down when he was being chased by Keamy was because he thought it would be funny to make Kate come back for him.

haah yea like thinking 2 years ago do u think kate would have done that????

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SVU_number_1fan
[95]May 30, 2008
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ben facts

he can never die

he can minpulate anyone to do anything he wants
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jameshawkins123
[96]May 30, 2008
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These are Chuck Norris facts, all you've done is swap Chuck Norris with Ben
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sagarmathasgirl
[97]May 30, 2008
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Yeah, he admitted he was doing that in the first post. It's still funny...I mean, Ben Linus IS LOST'S Chuck Norris.
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RayD70
[98]May 31, 2008
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jameshawkins123 wrote:

These are Chuck Norris facts, all you've done is swap Chuck Norris with Ben

And some of them are recycled Jack Bauer facts (which, admittedly, is a spinoff of the Chuck Norris facts).
And all 3 of them are descendents of the "Bill Brasky" skits on SNL. Which I'm sure is adapted from something that even pre-dates that.
What's your point?
Edited on 05/31/2008 1:27am
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adunby
[99]May 31, 2008
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JACK BAOUER IS BEN'S SON.
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adunby
[100]May 31, 2008
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He made him by a part of his finger
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