|If you write Ben Linus for every answer on the SAT you will score over 8000 points. |
Ben Linus isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Ben Linus.
Ben Linus sheds his skin twice a year.
Ben Linus invented the question mark.
Time waits for no man, unless that man is Benjamin Linus.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Ben Linus and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Whoever said only the good die young was probably in Ben Linus' kindergarten class.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Ben Linus let live.
Oh my god I could not stop laughing at all your jokes