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    wanda_maximoff

    [101]May 31, 2008
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    Ben Linus killed Jeremy Bentham and put him in the coffin, because he's still jealous about not being 'The Chosen One'.

    In the Harry Potter books, the prophecy about the one with the power to vanquish Voldemort, isn't really referring to Harry, but to Ben Linus.
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    adunby

    [102]May 31, 2008
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    Stop writing about me, i will disappear u all.
    Ben
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    slick14805

    [103]May 31, 2008
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    Ben Linus wasn't crying when he was turning the wheel...he just had something in his eye

    The original plan was for Ben to be in the coffin, but since he runs the show he decided to eliminate the only person who was a small threat to him (1%) "Locke"
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    Fitzycent

    [104]Jun 11, 2008
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    slick14805 wrote:
    Fitzycent wrote:
    91 posts and I thought this wouldn't catch on
    U are a genius! And it is 92 posts now

    Thank you very much

    ยข

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    hams_mac

    [105]Jun 11, 2008
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    How did Yoda wind up on Dagobah? Benjamin Linus drop-kicked him.
    Edited on 06/11/2008 4:26pm
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    hanner_

    [107]Jun 11, 2008
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    Bad people die and go to hell. Ben Linus dies and goes home.

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    slick14805

    [108]Jun 13, 2008
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    hanner_ wrote:

    Bad people die and go to hell. Ben Linus dies and goes home.



    lol good one!
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    MaddoKos

    [109]Jun 13, 2008
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    hams_mac wrote:
    How did Yoda wind up on Dagobah? Benjamin Linus drop-kicked him.


    No, Ben Linus convinced Yoda that's where he wanted to be.
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    Fitzycent

    [110]Jun 13, 2008
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    MaddoKos wrote:
    hams_mac wrote:
    How did Yoda wind up on Dagobah? Benjamin Linus drop-kicked him.
    No, Ben Linus convinced Yoda that's where he wanted to be.

    You say I need to leave Henry Gale? Go to Dagobah I will then

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    vishus1990

    [111]Jun 13, 2008
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    haha, classic, the chuck norris jokes will never get old.
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    Fitzycent

    [112]Jul 2, 2008
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    vishus1990 wrote:
    haha, classic, the chuck norris jokes will never get old.

    How true!

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    MaddoKos

    [113]Jul 2, 2008
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    Ben Linus has venom sacs, armored flesh and retractable claws.

    (Okay, not my best material)
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    aprildo777

    [114]Jul 2, 2008
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    The universe was indeed created by the Big Bang. It was Ben Linus who was doing the banging.
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    cyyto_degaunt

    [115]Jul 4, 2008
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    Courtesy of Hams_Mac:

    Ben Linus ate Hannibal Lecter.

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    NIGHTWIN6

    [116]Jul 4, 2008
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    If a statue was ever built in Ben Linus' honor, Mount Rushmore would close due to poor attendance.

    Ben is a lover not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.

    The only reason Ben got a tumor was because he was bored.

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    Fitzycent

    [117]Jul 6, 2008
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    Ben Linus got a tumor just to kick cancer's ass

    As a kid Ben Linus had a paper route (dramha) there were no survivors

    Edited on 07/06/2008 9:44pm
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    Nanaluvren

    [118]Jul 7, 2008
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    Thanks guys!!!You made my day...or better, my week!!! Im still wiping off laughter tears....
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    hams_mac

    [119]Jul 8, 2008
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    My Lackey wrote:

    Courtesy of Hams_Mac:

    Ben Linus ate Hannibal Lecter.



    Hahahaha...ha! I'm funny.
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    hippy_91

    [120]Jul 8, 2008
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    hams_mac wrote:
    My Lackey wrote:

    Courtesy of Hams_Mac:

    Ben Linus ate Hannibal Lecter.



    Hahahaha...ha! I'm funny.

    cyyto_degaunt = hams_mac.
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