Lost: Best LOST Quotes

athevolunteer
[41]Jan 30, 2007
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tstar24 wrote:

athevolunteer wrote:

Sawyer: Stand up.
Jack: Why you want to see who's taller

Jack's actually the one who says stand up and then Sawyer Responds the who's taller line.

I should've known that.
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ManOfScience118

[42]Jan 30, 2007

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dklinus wrote:

Leah_Rose wrote:

ha-Y-n1 wrote:

ackermaniv wrote:

funniest comment on lost:

sawyer: "with all the food i've got lying around, i could open a convenient store-- hey, d'ya think sayid's busy?"

lol! i like that one too

Its actually this:

"with all the food i've got lying around, i could open a convenient store-- hey, d'ya think Sayid needs a job?"

No wrong again... its this:
Sawyer: i´ve got enough food now to open a chain of mini marks.
Hey you think sayid need a job..

Nope wrong again....its this:

Sawyer: Forget it; I'm done trading. I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Edited on 01/30/2007 8:01pm

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DoctorYoda
[43]Jan 30, 2007
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Here's another one of my favorite quotes.

Sawyer: About a week before we all got on the plane I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy - he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son - his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing. See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian, tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be. He's proud, and he loves him. (Jack starts to tear up) I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call.
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beatthebullet

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DoctorYoda wrote:

Here's another one of my favorite quotes. Sawyer: About a week before we all got on the plane I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy - he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son - his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing. See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian, tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be. He's proud, and he loves him. (Jack starts to tear up) I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call.

I must agree this quote is one of my favs as well. This was a great moment!!

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benosalankelley
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"Dude, you got some Artz on you". There was some Locke quote i can't remember, had something do with Locke talking to Jack about your getting saner.
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ManOfScience118
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Crazy people don't think they're crazy. they think they're getting saner or something like that.....lemme google it.....

Here it is "You're not going crazy, Jack. Crazy people don't think they're getting crazy. They think they're getting saner. "

I love this one from the same episode...pretty much just the end. Dr. Christian Shephard: [to a young Jack] I had a boy on my table today. I don't know, maybe a year younger than you. He had a bad heart. It got real hairy, real fast. And everybody's looking at your old man to make decisions. And I was able to make those decisions because at the end of the day, after the boy died, I was able to wash my hands and come home to dinner. You know, watch a little Carol Burnett, laugh till my sides hurt. And how can I do that, hmm? I mean even when I fail, how do I do that, Jack? Because I have what it takes. Don't choose, Jack, don't decide. You don't want to be a hero. You don't want to try and save everyone because when you fail... you just don't have what it takes.
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tstar24
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benosalankelley wrote:

"Dude, you got some Artz on you". There was some Locke quote i can't remember, had something do with Locke talking to Jack about your getting saner.

its: Crazy people don't think they're going crazy, they think they're getting saner.
or something along those lines
Edited on 01/30/2007 10:32pm
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dklinus

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Mr_Dutchiee wrote:

LOL sawyer's got so many funny quotes, my favourite ones are...

"Me Kate, Me throw rock"

or

Hurley : did that bird say my name
Sawyer : Yeah right after it popped out gold (it was something like that)

Isnt it crapped gold??

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dklinus

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ManOfScience118 wrote:

dklinus wrote:

Leah_Rose wrote:

ha-Y-n1 wrote:

ackermaniv wrote:

funniest comment on lost:

sawyer: "with all the food i've got lying around, i could open a convenient store-- hey, d'ya think sayid's busy?"

lol! i like that one too

Its actually this:

"with all the food i've got lying around, i could open a convenient store-- hey, d'ya think Sayid needs a job?"

No wrong again... its this:
Sawyer: i´ve got enough food now to open a chain of mini marks.
Hey you think sayid need a job..

Nope wrong again....its this:

Sawyer: Forget it; I'm done trading. I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Yeah.. we can go on forever... But i was close..

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ManOfScience118

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dklinus wrote:

ManOfScience118 wrote:

dklinus wrote:

Leah_Rose wrote:

ha-Y-n1 wrote:

ackermaniv wrote:

funniest comment on lost:

sawyer: "with all the food i've got lying around, i could open a convenient store-- hey, d'ya think sayid's busy?"

lol! i like that one too

Its actually this:

"with all the food i've got lying around, i could open a convenient store-- hey, d'ya think Sayid needs a job?"

No wrong again... its this:
Sawyer: i´ve got enough food now to open a chain of mini marks.
Hey you think sayid need a job..

Nope wrong again....its this:

Sawyer: Forget it; I'm done trading. I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Yeah.. we can go on forever... But i was close..

Yeah but I was right...

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Mr_Dutchiee

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dklinus wrote:

Mr_Dutchiee wrote:

LOL sawyer's got so many funny quotes, my favourite ones are... "Me Kate, Me throw rock" or Hurley : did that bird say my name Sawyer : Yeah right after it popped out gold (it was something like that)

Isnt it crapped gold??

YEAH it is thanks man

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ManOfScience118

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Mr_Dutchiee wrote:

dklinus wrote:

Mr_Dutchiee wrote:

LOL sawyer's got so many funny quotes, my favourite ones are... "Me Kate, Me throw rock" or Hurley : did that bird say my name Sawyer : Yeah right after it popped out gold (it was something like that)

Isnt it crapped gold??

YEAH it is thanks man

Hurley's line is: Did that bird just say my name? Sawyer: yeah it did. Right after it crapped gold.

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paul2k4
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You people are way too obsessed with getting these word-perfect.
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orangedragonfly
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i think sayid is quite good at delivering those heartbreaking-type lines...

sayid: (to ana lucia) what good would it be to kill you if we're both already dead?

(i get tears in my eyes every time i see that part)
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DoctorYoda

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ManOfScience118 wrote:

Mr_Dutchiee wrote:

dklinus wrote:

Mr_Dutchiee wrote:

LOL sawyer's got so many funny quotes, my favourite ones are... "Me Kate, Me throw rock" or Hurley : did that bird say my name Sawyer : Yeah right after it popped out gold (it was something like that)

Isnt it crapped gold??

YEAH it is thanks man

Hurley's line is: Did that bird just say my name? Sawyer: yeah it did. Right after it crapped gold.

Actually....

Hurley: Did that bird just say my name?
Sawyer: Yeah, it did. Right before it crapped gold.

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DoctorYoda
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paul2k4 wrote:

You people are way too obsessed with getting these word-perfect.

I don't mess with anybody's quotes no matter how far off they are, unless someone else already is, then I show the person that is doing the correcting how hypocritical they are.
Edited on 01/31/2007 6:21am
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tstar24
[57]Jan 31, 2007
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Here are some funny and good quotes from the episode Outlaws (1x16)
Sayid: Boar took your tarp?
Sawyer: It was dark, but yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a boar.
Sayid: I thought the boar had vacated this area?
Sawyer: Well, genius, I think we got some bad info.
Sayid: What was he doing inside your tent?
Sawyer: It was staring at me. Then it came at me, so I hit it, and it ran off into the jungle.
Sayid: With you tarp? Perhaps he wanted to go camping?
Sawyer: You enjoying yourself?
Sayid: Yes.
Charlie: Hi. How are you feeling?
Claire: Very pregnant. I had some dreams last night. Actually, more like memories. You were in them.
Charlie: Sorry.
Sawyer: Stick 'em up.
Jack: Trying to be funny?
Sawyer: Yeah, I was fresh out of pies to throw at you.
Shephard (to Sawyer): You know why they call it 'down under?' Because it's closest to hell without getting burned.
Charlie: Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.
Hurley: Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle screaming crying. He catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.
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Leah_Rose

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tstar24 wrote:

Here are some funny and good quotes from the episode Outlaws (1x16)

Sayid: Boar took your tarp?
Sawyer: It was dark, but yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a boar.
Sayid: I thought the boar had vacated this area?
Sawyer: Well, genius, I think we got some bad info.
Sayid: What was he doing inside your tent?
Sawyer: It was staring at me. Then it came at me, so I hit it, and it ran off into the jungle.
Sayid: With you tarp? Perhaps he wanted to go camping?
Sawyer: You enjoying yourself?
Sayid: Yes.

Charlie: Hi. How are you feeling?
Claire: Very pregnant. I had some dreams last night. Actually, more like memories. You were in them.
Charlie: Sorry.

Sawyer: Stick 'em up.
Jack: Trying to be funny?
Sawyer: Yeah, I was fresh out of pies to throw at you.

Shephard (to Sawyer): You know why they call it 'down under?' Because it's closest to hell without getting burned.

Charlie: Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.
Hurley: Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle screaming crying. He catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.

Another good one from that episode is

Sawyer: Thank you, boar expert!

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DoctorYoda
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Aaron: Waaaaa!
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Leah_Rose
[60]Jan 31, 2007
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DoctorYoda wrote:

Aaron: Waaaaa!

great quote!! my personal favorite!
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