Mrs. Pynchon: I suggest you donate all the money to the Civic Light Opera, Mr. Grant.
Lou: Yeah, that's very high on my list, Mrs. Pynchon. It's right after hiring a plane and sprinkling it over Griffith Park.
Mrs. Pynchon: You have never seen a really good production of The Pirates of Penzance, have you?
Lou: I've never even seen a bad one.
Art: I was just wondering now that you got a few bucks, if you are going to start dressing a little ...a little ...
Art: Not necessarily better, but different.
Lou: Which would be better?
Art: It's just that there are many other colors for shirts now besides white.
National Editor: What are you going to do with all that money, Lou?
Lou: I don't know yet. So far I bought a shirt and a toaster.