Mrs. Pynchon: I suggest you donate all the money to the Civic Light Opera, Mr. Grant.
Lou: Yeah, that's very high on my list, Mrs. Pynchon. It's right after hiring a plane and sprinkling it over Griffith Park.
Mrs. Pynchon: You have never seen a really good production of The Pirates of Penzance, have you?
Lou: I've never even seen a bad one.