Mel: What do I do? I work hard all day, come home and fight with my wife. It's gotta be more to life than that Herb.
Herb: So what do you want?
Mel: You know what I want for my 35th Birthday?
Herb: No, what.
Mel: A divorce.
Marshall: (her hairdresser) Now, now Mrs. Bailey. It's not as bad as all that. Now really.
Audrey: (crying) I look ugly when I cry. Oh it's a good thing I didn't get a facial today.
Marshall: Well stop it. The dampness is going to take the curl out of your hair.
Audrey: We've been married for ten years Marshall.
Marshall: Yes and you'll be married for ten more, just as bad as the first. Well that's the way life is, things don't change that much.
Audrey: (sobbing) Oh but we had a good marriage, it's only been the last year or so ...
Tina Louise and Les Crane were a real-life married at the time they starred in this episode.
Tina Louise played Ginger on "Gilligan's Island" on CBS from 1964 to 1967.