Calvin: This is a nudist colony!
Linda: This is my home, it's where everybody watched me grow up.
Calvin: Don't say that!
Linda: Oh Calvin, didn't you say you would do anything for me.
Calvin: Yeah, I meant anything but I didn't mean ANYTHING. Course it's my own fault, that night we discussed religion I should have listened better.
Linda: Listened better?
Calvin: Yeah when you said nudist, I thought you said buddhist.