Dr. Bentley: So tell me what seems to be the problem?
Leonard: (shoots) Tell her.
Janet: (screams back) You tell her, you're the one always shooting his mouth off. Tell her.
Leonard: Can't you act like a lady in front of the doctor!?! I shoulda took you to another kind of doctor, a plastic surgeon, so he could sew up your mouth, so I can methodically and repeatedly bust it open.
Janet: You just try it. I never go anywhere with him, without first bringing a police emergency number with me. You gonna lay a hand on me your gonna hear so many sirens, you'll think they're reruning every Dragnet show ever made!
Leonard: I wouldn't hit you before the doctor here gives me a gangrene booster shot!
Leonard: Ah Dr. Bentley we have a major marital problem, our sex life is tremendous.
Dr. Bentley: Tremendously rotten?
Leonard: No tremendously tremendous. It's too good.
Dr. Bentley: Too good?!?
Janet: That's right doctor, I can't keep my hands off his ugly body.