Big Red: (showing Mercy around) This is it honey, this is my place of business, this is where I make my living. I guess you could call me something like a doctor. Yeah this is my operating room, this is my operating table and this is my scalpel. Would you send in the patient please! I'm ready to remove his bankroll! Wooooo~ Where's the patient? It's three minutes to eight, maybe he's suffering from jaundice of the spine.
Roscoe: The only thing my man is suffering from is the quickening of the senses.
Big Red: Yeah well I'm gonna give him five minutes and if he don't show, I take the dough.