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Love, American Style

Season 3 Episode 75

Love and the Scroungers

Aired Friday 10:00 PM Feb 04, 1972 on ABC
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Love and the Scroungers
Two guys down to their last six dollars take a Paramount Studio tour and stay hidden on a set and act like extras for a roof over their heads and food on the table in order to break into show business.

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    Michael Burns

    Michael Burns

    Zack Olmstead

    Guest Star

    John Davidson

    John Davidson

    Gil Burns

    Guest Star

    Karen Valentine

    Karen Valentine

    Marti Fennerman

    Guest Star

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    • QUOTES (1)

      • Zack: I don't want to take a tour.
        Gil: It's only five bucks.
        Zack: We only got six.
        Gil: We've been here two weeks and we haven't even seen the inside of a studio.
        Zack: No, we can't Gil.
        Gil: Look if you think we're going back to Portland and tell people that I never got in one gate.
        Zack: But that will leave us one dollar how we gonna eat?
        Gil: Something will turn up. It always does.
        Zack: Yes something always turns up because I make it turn up.
        Gil: Oh cousin come on, that really hurts. Didn't I offer you 25% of everything I make as a star, now didn't I?
        Zack: Yeah but that's 25% of nothing. Now wait a minute we've been here two weeks and you haven't gotten one acting job.
        Gil: It takes time Zack, some of these stars had to wait 6 weeks for their big break.
        Zack: Or years.
        Gil: Look we both know I've got it, right.
        Zack: Well yeah but ...
        Gil: Didn't you always say, "Gil you've got more talent in your little finger, than Clint Eastwood has in his entire body", now didn't you always say that?
        Zack: Yes I did Gil, but we've only got six dollars left.
        Gil: You've got to spend money to make money.

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