Susan: Did you know she eats pistachio nuts in bed?
Rob: He watches television in shorts.
Susan: My mother cheats at solitaire.
Rob: He wears support stockings.
Susan: Mother has a crush on Jack LaLanne.
Rob: He recites lines from old John Wayne movies in his sleep.
Edith: Alright stop it you win. Archie and I won't get married. It's going to cause such trouble and all in our families we won't get married and Susan will be happy and Rob will be happy, we'll all be happy (running off crying).