Love Monkey Season 1 Episode 3

Tom: Don't get discouraged. This is the winnowing down process. We're winnowing.
Wayne: How long does that take?
Tom: You never hurry it when you winnow. There's always time to winnow. We gotta winnow.
Wayne: You like saying "winnow" don't you?
Tom: Yes I do. There's always time to winnow.

Jeff: [Tom has fired Nathan] Does this mean . . .
Julia: I think so.
Diego: Man just killed his own video!

Tom: One of the great things about talking things over with guys is, no matter what the topic, they always manage to boil it down to some really great sports analogies.

Mike: Tomahawk him, cross-check him, how about a little chin music, huh?
Tom: Is that three sports metaphors in one sentence?
Shooter: I think so.
Jake: Could be a record.
Shooter: I like it.

Scott: [to Bran] I wanted to make you happy. I mean, ecstatic would be great, but I'll settle for happy.

Mike: Wait a minute, you can't leave me with Kiki! I've been drinking!
Karen: Well I can't bring her into the delivery room, Mike!
Mike: Sure you can! Research shows that dogs are very soothing.

Shooter: Either you got it or you don't got it.
Tom: What, shampoo?
Shooter: No, cool. You can't buy it, you can't fake it.

Bran: [yells into phone] If I don't get that tape in ten seconds, someone is gonna be fired and it's not gonna be me!
[man runs past]
Bran: Thank you.
Tom: Wow, that was like, two seconds!

Wayne: Thanks a lot, man. I, uh . . . rocked.
Tom: Yeah, you did. Get used to that.

Tom: [at beginning of episode] Confidence. Confidence is a funny thing. Hard to pin down. Hard to define, even. You can't hold it in your hand, but you know it when you see it, and you definitely know it when you hear it. Somedays you just wake up, sun is out, everything is clear, and you're just on your game. Yes, confidence is great, and a little confidence goes a long way. One of the great things about confidence is even though you may lose it, sometimes, just as quickly, you can get it right back again.

Tom: [about Nathan's movie] What was with all the ducks?
Wayne: There were dozens of them.
Tom Weren't there dozens?
Wayne: There were dozens.

Tom: Please?
Bran: No.
Tom: Please?
Bran: No.
Tom: Please?
Bran: No.
Tom: I'll buy you some of that stuff you like from that place.
Bran: Fine.

Scott: [about Nathan's movie] I thought it was insightful and emotionally satisfying.
Tom: Really?
Scott: No, actually I fell asleep four minutes in.

Stan The Sportsman: Do you even know what it means?
Jake: What "whapow" means? It means . . . whapow.

Tom: Get off my set, you're fired!
Nathan: I'm fired?
Tom: That's right.
Nathan: You're firing me?
Tom: That's right.
Nathan: Nathan Kitt?
Tom: Both of you.