Lovejoy: (To camera) This funny day is turning into a funny night. I mean everybody has their own idea of a good night out. It's just that mine happens to be dinner with Jane Felsham and then, you know, on from there. You think it would be a hell of a lot easier than organizing this, wouldn't you? Babysitting a corpse with a soppy old greyhound, evidently not, because I'm the one sat here with a dead body and a dog and somebody has got the girl.