MacGyver Season 1 Episode 16

MacGyver: How did you get out of the place?
Penny: Well, I went to the ladies room and climbed out the window.
MacGyver: Of course you did. Why do I ask those questions?

MacGyver: Alright, bend these out. we're going to make them into a figure 8.
Penny: Well, what are you going to do with a figure 8?
MacGyver: You ever been to a rodeo?
Penny: Sorta. I was Queen of the Future Farmers once...
MacGyver: Later, later.

Penny: Are you mad at me?
MacGyver: Why would I be mad at you?
Penny: Well, you missed your plane.
MacGyver: Right.
Penny: They took your luggage. And they think you stole the jewels.
MacGyver: Yeah, that's right.
Penny: And they have your passport.
MacGyver: I almost forgot that one.
Penny: Well, see, then you should be mad at me.
MacGyver: Alright, I'm mad at you.
Penny: Well, you didn't have to tell me that.

MacGyver: I'll tell you what's simple. Me! For gettin' into that first conversation with Penny Parker... But what else could I do? I mean, a guy just can't be... rude.

Stephan: Are you crazy?
MacGyver: It's been rumored.

Stephan: I have no choice.
MacGyver: I don't think that's quite true. It's a matter of conscience, Steve. You do have one of those, don't you?
Penny: I thought he did. Once.

Penny: You're not gonna shoot us, are you?
Stephan: Shoot you? Why? For stealing my car? Destroying my career? Collaborating with a spy? Stealing state secrets?
MacGyver: Oh, come on, Stephan. You and I both know this has nothing to do with state secrets.

Penny: Wait a minute. There's that machine, that they use to plow with.
MacGyver: A "tractor"?
Penny: Yeah. They keep it in the shed on the other side of the hill. Don't tractors run on gas?
MacGyver: (with a sigh) They've been known to.

Penny: You know, I really like you. You understand me. We're on the same wavelength.
MacGyver: Well, that worries me.

Anton: There is no way they can get through now, Sir.
Stephan: There is always a way. We just have to make certain they won't find it.

Stephan: Oh, Penny. How did we get ourselves into all this?
MacGyver: (hiding in the kitchen) My sentiments exactly.

MacGyver: I think my luck's startin' to change.

MacGyver: Bouncin' around Bulgaria with Penny Parker reminded me of playing dominoes: with every move, something else might fall.

Penny: Are you really a spy?
MacGyver: I'm just... doing a favor for a friend.

MacGyver: I know you're not going to believe this, but I haven't the slightest idea where those came from.
Stephan: You're right. I don't believe you.

Stephan: Penny, I love you to distraction.
Penny: Oh, really. And just yesterday morning you were ready to kill me, just because I smiled at that nice young officer.
Stephan: Penny, when you smile at the man, it is already the beginning of the end. For the man, I mean.
Penny: Well, I'm certainly not going to give up smiling just so you won't get upset.

Penny: I'm Penny Parker. You can remember that 'cause it's got the same letter at the front of each name. That's important theatrically, you know.
MacGyver: Oh yeah?
Penny: Sure! Just think of it. Farrah Fawcett. Tina Turner. Marilyn Monroe?
MacGyver: Penny Parker?
Penny: Yeah! You catch on quick.

Penny: American?
MacGyver: Yeah.
Penny: Oh, you don't know how good it is to see someone from back home. They're all foreigners here.

Stephan: You didn't even say goodbye.
Penny: (sadly) Goodbye.

Penny: Penny Parker's not my real name, of course. I had it changed when I started modeling. Really hasn't hurt my dancing career either.

MacGyver: I learned something up in the Swiss Alps: I just shouldn't go skiing without a parachute. Kinda busted up my vacation. And my hand.

MacGyver: The first time I got to ride on a merry-go-round, I was about six or seven. I'd never seen anything like it. There was a kind of magic. Go to a merry-go-round anywhere in the world and you can see the same look in the kids' eyes. It's magic. It's a shame we have to grow up - and lose it.