Season 7 Episode 5

The Coltons

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Oct 14, 1991 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Frank: Oh, you dummy. The bottle!
      MacGyver: You keep calling names like that, he's going to take a walk.
      Frank: He knows I love him. Don't you, sugar puss? Push the bottle, Froggie, come on down, sweetheart.

    • Billy: College. Don't even know what classes to sign up for.
      Frank: First two years they tell you.
      Jesse: Now how would you know? You ain't even seen the inside of a high school, let alone college.
      Frank: I know because I'm three years, six months, eight days older than you are, therefore wiser than you are, little brother.
      Jesse: There comes a time when chronological age and wisdom catch up. In our case, that happened when you was about four years old.

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