Max: It might be difficult.
Jack: Money's no object.
Max: In that case, two of them have already checked out of their hotels.
Pete: You didn't tell me that.
Max: You didn't mention that money was no object.
Jack: Here they come. I anticipate champagne, flashbulbs, and with any luck, local beauty queens panting after my highly-trained pilot's body.
Jack: Welcome home!
Jack: Ah, the man's overcome with emotion.
MacGyver: No, just overcome.
Pete: We've got to sneak in.
Jack: Disguised as what, Mother Teresa and a leper?
Pete: Jack, having you as a friend is a little bit like owning a pet disease.
Jack: Why, Pete, old pal, are you trying to hint you're upset?
MacGyver: Maybe we should consider a different way out.
Leann: That door is steel. It is cross-braced and double-locked.
MacGyver: I never said it was going to be easy.
Leann: I believe in honesty. At least, when I'm contemplating my own death.
MacGyver: Looks like at least two armed guards on duty.
Jack: Okay... so I guess knockin' on the front door is out.
MacGyver: We're officially crooks until we square with the police. Which means we should get a line on those jewels.
Jack: MacGyver, we're wanted criminals; we just broke out of a torture chamber by slugging an inspector of police and the head of security for the richest woman in the universe.
MacGyver: We've got no choice. Either we're innocent—or we're dead.
MacGyver: My grandfather used to say, "if you're afraid of the answer, don't ask the question."
Elena: You would probably give them to a campaign for hunger.
Elena: And save a few lives for what, six months, a year? Until they breed more starving children and the money runs out, and then what?
MacGyver: Then you'd have bought another year. You can do a lot in a year.
Elena: Dalton told me about you. Apparently you would rather give $32 million to medial research.
MacGyver: Yeah... but then that's probably why you own the plane, and I'm just flying it.
Jack: The plane's there. We're signed up.
MacGyver: What about her flight crew?
Jack: Lost. Strayed. Stolen. Who cares?
Jack: I just taped over some old movie.
MacGyver: My classic western collection!
MacGyver: Jack, the answer is no: no rescue missions, no buried treasure, no sunken gold, no oil wells. No!
MacGyver: Three and a half weeks, two continents, five countries, one island, about nine thousand miles, and I was wasted. Right now, I was looking forward to miles and miles of nothing happening—except sleep.
The German episode title is "Das Gangstertrio".
The title of this episode is a play on the 1968 movie—and later TV series—The Odd Couple.
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