Mad About You

Season 2 Episode 9

A Pair of Hearts

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Nov 18, 1993 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Ira: You won't tell anyone?
      Fran: Who am I going to tell?
      Ira: Them.
      Fran: I won't tell her if you won't tell him.
      Ira: Deal!
      Fran: Can we shake on it?
      Ira: (shaking hands) I'll start anyway you want.

    • Jamie: Don't sit here all night by yourself and get drunk!
      Ira: Have you tried it?
      Jamie: No.
      Ira: Then don't knock it. (Jamie leaves and returns)
      Jamie: (tossing a T-shirt) It's mine, in case you get cold.
      Ira: How come every time I meet a great girl, she's in love with my cousin?
      Jamie: (pensively) Good night.

    • Paul: All right, I'm looking.
      Jamie: Top shelf.
      Paul: I'm looking at the top shelf.
      Jamie: Behind the milk.
      Paul: Behind the milk... it's just jar food.
      Jamie: How about to the right?
      Paul: To the right, to the right, you've got your pickles, you've got your condiments, you've got your yogurts.
      Jamie: Try underneath, way in the back!
      Paul: (pause) What am I looking for?
      Jamie: (longer pause) I don't know.

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