Jamie (entering the store): Well, now I'm only starving.
Paul: All right, let's get you something to eat.
Jamie: This place is great, isn't it great?
Paul (holding up a prop): Hey! Get me! I'm Eddie Albert!
Jamie: I see pitchforks, I see birdhouses, I see shaving mugs, I see no food at all.
Jamie: You're not going to break anything.
Paul: How do you know?
Jamie: Because I know, I asked, I read, the fact is having sex is good for me.
Jamie: Yes! It allays anxiety, it fights cramps, it builds muscle-tone and it's aerobic.
Paul: When done properly, yes.
Leila Kenzle (Fran Devanow) and Anne Ramsay (Lisa Stemple) do not appear in this episode.