Paul is writing a script for a video about finding love called "How To Find 'Em, Meet 'Em, and Make 'Em Yours" while he and Jamie are at Riff's. Jamie feels like she's being ignored so she volunteers to field test Paul's ideas for him. He tries his lines on her, unsuccessfully, but falls for her approach. On the way home Paul and Jamie try several more ways to meet, but it's just not as easy as it seems. Meanwhile, back in apartment 11D, Ira (who had to stop in and use the bathroom) is meeting and keeping an eye on Susannah, a classmate of Jamie's. While Paul and Jamie struggle to find love, Ira and Suzanne just sort of fall into it.