Jamie: You're being incredibly self-involved.
Paul: If I'm so self-involved, how come I'm making you a cup of tea?
Jamie: I don't want a cup of tea.
Paul: Maybe I do. Must everything revolve around you?
Vacky: (in the film) Lou Gehrig's wife came to every game. He was the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
Paul: Nah! Second luckiest.
Jamie: When I was single, I got to be happy whenever I was happy. I guess now I get to be happy only during that subset of times when you're happy too.
Selby: We should really go out and celebrate tomorrow.
Lisa: How about lunch?
Jamie: The Russian Tea Room?
Selby: I don't want to have tea for lunch.
Lisa: They have food, Selby. Ya, it's a big fancy restaurant.
Selby: Gotta wear a tie?
Jamie: They'll give you one.
Selby: There's a gynecologist limboing in your livingroom.
Jamie: We're celebrating. I got the big account I was working on.
Selby: COMPUTRON? (Jamie gives Paul a look) All right! (to Paul) How come you didn't tell me about this? (to Jamie) How big a bonus are we talking about here?
Mark: She's a moghul! .. This is so fantastic, I mean the thing is, that Fran spent 3 years trying to land that account, 3 years and NOTHING! And then BOOM! Jamie walks us in and BINGO! And the ironic thing is, Jamie used to be Fran's assistant and then... (pauses, looks at Fran)
Fran: Schnookie! Get me a drink!
Mark: (deflated) What do you feel like?
Fran: Anything! Just GO!
Paul: So you know everything that your wife does at work, right?
Ike: I know enough to fake it! You don't even know that much!