Fortune cookies reading:
"Life with no 'F' is a lie."
"Confucius say, but who will listen?"
"Hats are wasted on a man with no head."
"When in doubt, cut to the skyline."
Paul: Heimlich me, Heimlich me.
Jamie: Honey, there's a rule: If you can say "Heimlich" you don't actually need the maneuver.
Jamie: Lisa, that was Yoko Ono who called.
Lisa: Huh, it didn't sound like her. (to Paul) Why should she be calling you?
Paul: I don't know, and now I'll never find out because you didn't get her number!
Lisa: Call Information! How many Y. Ono-s can there be?
(While Jamie is using a step-up box to exercise)
Jamie: Is this the stupidest thing I ever bought?
Paul: (moving to the kitchen) Yes!
Jamie: Well, stop me!
Paul: (from the kitchen) Stop.
Jamie: I can't, I have to punish myself for being so stupid!
Title: This episode involving fortune cookies and Yoko Ono alludes to the 1970 song Instant Karma! written by John Lennon.