Mad About You

Season 2 Episode 17

Instant Karma

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Feb 14, 1994 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • Fortune cookies reading:

      "Life with no 'F' is a lie."
      "Confucius say, but who will listen?"
      "Hats are wasted on a man with no head."
      "When in doubt, cut to the skyline."

  • Quotes

    • Paul: Heimlich me, Heimlich me.
      Jamie: Honey, there's a rule: If you can say "Heimlich" you don't actually need the maneuver.

    • Jamie: Lisa, that was Yoko Ono who called.
      Lisa: Huh, it didn't sound like her. (to Paul) Why should she be calling you?
      Paul: I don't know, and now I'll never find out because you didn't get her number!
      Lisa: Call Information! How many Y. Ono-s can there be?

    • (While Jamie is using a step-up box to exercise)
      Jamie: Is this the stupidest thing I ever bought?
      Paul: (moving to the kitchen) Yes!
      Jamie: Well, stop me!
      Paul: (from the kitchen) Stop.
      Jamie: I can't, I have to punish myself for being so stupid!

  • Notes

  • Allusions