Jamie: Hey, hey, hey! Maybe you can borrow Ira's passport.
Paul: Now, there's a bad idea!
Paul: Because, dopey, I'll end up in jail!
Jamie: So what? It's Canada. They're *nice*!
Paul: Not in jails! Never heard stories of Canadian jails? (pause) they're the worst jails of all jails.
Jamie: What stories?
Paul: I've heard stories...
Jamie: Okay, give me *one* story.
Paul: Remember Midnight Express?
Jamie: That was Turkey, and they were smuggling drugs!
Paul: Not originally. They changed it, for the movies.