Ursula has an uncle who had twins.
(Paul and Jaime are playing Scrabble. Jaime questions Paul's word.)
Jaime: Use it in a sentence.
Paul: I won the game of Scrabble by using the word "hing".
Ira: Frannie! How could you be late? It was one time, I mean it wasn't even in town!
Fran: What does that have to do with anything?
Ira: I'm just saying.. it was in Atlantic City!
Fran: Well, pal, ya might have hit the jackpot.
Paul: Hey, Ira, listen...
Ira: (instinctively) Sh! Sh!!
Paul: Sh.. what?
Ira: (confused) Man, I don't even know anymore!