Jamie: You know Uncle Van was crazy about you from the moment he met you.
Paul: Of course Uncle Van was crazy about me. He needed a partner in crime. Y'know, without me, he'd never have got those golf balls into your mother's turkey! That was like a classic Van moment.
Jamie: I wish you'd tell that story.
Paul: All right, it was Thanksgiving and we were all sitting around the table...
Jamie: Not here, at the service.