Ira: James, you're like a masterpiece. You shouldn't change that!
Jamie: That's a very sweet thing to say.
Ira: Yeah, that's.. that's what I happen to feel.
Jamie: Is that you talking, or Paul?
Ira: Oh, it's me.
Jamie: You swear?
Jamie: Why doesn't Paul ever say things like that?
Ira: Well, I can only speak for myself.
Jamie: It's a felony. You know that?
Paul: What's a felony?
Jamie: It is. I read the whole thing in the Times about some woman who made like, $60,000 clipping coupons -- they threw her in jail!
Paul: Oh really? Was she in this cell with all the people who tear the tags off of mattresses?
The episode won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series - Mel Brooks.