Alan: You have a moral responsibility to ignore my orders when they involve Keifer Sutherland's brother-in-law.
Veronica: Oh my God! He looks like Sam Donaldson!
Alan: If Sam Donaldson was a pimp.
Richard's Opening Monologue"
Richard: Merging two companies together is a lot harder than it looks. The people that have been there remind us how important it is to respect each others differences. What goes around comes around. And be nice to people on the way up because you are going to pass them on the way down. That's fine... that's good advice... its just...where's the fun in that?