Martina: Hey Riv. Frank.
Officer Frank: Wait you kidding me? She won the office football pool?
River: Two weeks straight.
Martina: Frank seems a little overly surprised, Riv.
River: That's because Frank's not a believer.
Officer Frank: What's your system. ma'am? You pick the team with your favorite colored jersey?
River: Careful brother, she bites.
Martina: It's a little more scientific than that, Frank. You know, ah, a cowboy can shoot a cardinal a buccaneer can kill a dolphin, so on. Donut?
Officer Frank: It's a bagel.
Martina: Same difference, hole in the middle.