The sketch "Maury & Connie's All Star Christmas Spectacular" was cut short because the guest pig in the sketch did not stick to the script. It defecated on the carpet causing the cast members in the sketch to withdraw in hysterics, then proceeded to urinate on the carpet. Michael McDonald attempted to reduce the mess by holding the glass he had up to the pig to no avail. Realizing that nothing they say or do could top the pig's improvisation, the sketch was terminated and renamed "A Christmas Surprise from Maury & Connie - Happy Holidays!"
Tickle Me Emo: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!
(boy picks up Tickle Me Emo)
Boy: I hate you, too!
(throws Tickle Me Emo on the couch. It whines)
Boy: You're not the only one with issues!!