Season 9 Episode 1

Episode #901

Aired Saturday 11:00 PM Sep 13, 2003 on FOX

Episode Recap

"Music Video: 50 Cent, C.R.A.P."

50 Cent (Aries Spears) raps about the summer of bad movies.

"Andy Dick - Welcome to Season 9"

John Madden and Al Michaels (both played by Frank Caliendo) introduce the new MADtv mascot, which is beaten up by special guest Andy Dick.

"GAP Hag"

Parody of the GAP commercials with Madonna (Mo Collins) and Missy Elliott (Aries Spears).

"Fake TV (ABC)"

Check out the new shows on ABC.

"Marvin Tikvah & Hollywood Hopefuls"

Marvin Tikvah (Michael McDonald) hopes to break in - and score with - two young ladies (Daniele Gaither and Stephnie Weir).

"California Recall Governors Debate"

Connie Chung (Bobby Lee) hosts the titular event.

"Rod Roddy: Divorce Lunch Date"

"The Price is Right" announcer (Frank Caliendo) gets divorced.

"Nick the Scientist"

Dot (Stephnie Weir) messes around with the experiments and turns into the "Hulk."

"Bible Dude: Illegal Music Downloading"

Matthew the Bible Dude (Michael McDonald) stops music piracy that a cocky football player (Josh Meyers) is initiating.