Rusty: Well, you know, like, w-why did you become a police officer?
Provenza: Uh...'Cause I'm scared of fire. I'd rather be shot at than stand on the roof of a burning building surrounded by flames. Plus, I enjoy telling people what to do. It's fulfilling.
Buzz: You expect us all to be fascinated with your life, but you never take the smallest interest in other people.
Rusty: I do so take an interest in other people. I do that all the time.
Buzz: All the time? Really?
Buzz: So, tell me, why did Lieutenant Provenza become a detective? What was Mike Tao going to do before he started working Homicides? The reason you can't answer those questions is because you never ask people about themselves... ever. Not even how they're doing in the morning.
Rusty: Well, I don't have to ask how you're doing, because you're, like, obviously in a really bad mood.
Buzz: No. I'm disappointed... again.
International Air Dates:
Canada: Wednesday, February 5, 2014 on Super Channel 1 / Super Channel 1 HD
Finland: Wednesday, June 25, 2014 on MTV3