Nicolette: You know what I was thinking? I was thinking of naming our first two children Malcolm and Eddie.
Malcolm: Well, what if they're girls?
Nicolette: Well, then we'll get cats. Somebody in our house is gonna be named Malcolm and Eddie.
Eddie: Stanley. What's up, you got the message?
Stanley: Yeah, I'm here, but I don't have much time... I was in the middle of a very important police matter.
Eddie: So what'd you decide on, the doughnut, or the holes?
Stanley: I went with the bear claw.
Malcolm: Eddie, I'm worried about Nicolette.
Eddie: Why man, she seems fine.
Nicolette: (sighs) This is the worst day of my whole life.
Malcolm: Wow Ed, I don't understand why it never worked out between you two, you know her so well.