Eddie: Now we cool?
Agent Frank: I could shut you down and fine you five thousand dollars, but I like you, so I'm only gonna fine you the five thousand dollars.
Eddie: Well I like you too, so I'm only going to charge you twenty-five hundred for that drink... And it's a two drink minimum.
Tim: But hey, I think that little girl over there likes me.
Eddie: What makes you think that?
Tim: Well, I gave her four hundred and twenty dollars.
Malcolm: Alright, alright, you are in charge. Now are you sure you can handle it?
Eddie: A third grader could handle it.
Malcolm: Even better, you know one?