Malcolm & Eddie

Season 2 Episode 10

Hoop Schemes

Aired Unknown Nov 10, 1997 on UPN



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Eddie: Oh, well how about a game of one on one mister?
      Lt. Proctor: You're joking right? I'll dribble the ball higher than you.

    • Eddie: Can anyone here tell me the keys to trash talking? Johnny.
      Johnny: My father says it's a sign of poor sportsmanship.
      Eddie: Your father's a loser.

    • Tim: Say Ed, I lost my first patient today.
      Eddie: Check your naval.

    • Tim: Hey Mal, pour me a stiff one. I lost my first patient today.
      Malcolm: Oh, Tim, I'm sorry must be rough.
      Tim: No, actually it was pretty funny.
      Malcolm: Man I know working in a hospital you get desensitized, but at what point does death become amusing?
      Tim: Who said anything about death? Old crazy Mr. Rollins, he didn't want to have his gallbladder we found him hiding under a bed in Maternity. We lost him, get it?
      Malcolm: You know something man, you just lost me.

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