Jane Kaczmarek |
Lois Wilkerson |
Bryan Cranston |
Hal Wilkerson |
Chris Masterson |
Francis Wilkerson |
Justin Berfield |
Reese Wilkerson |
Erik Per Sullivan |
Dewey Wilkerson |
Frankie Muniz |
Malcolm Wikerson |
Cody Estes |
Young Malcolm |
Guest Star |
Dillon John |
Young Reese |
Guest Star |
Matthew Dunn |
Young Dewey |
Guest Star |
Cloris Leachman |
Ida |
Recurring Role |
Dewey: She's stealing Christmas!
Malcolm: Mom, you can't do this.
Reese: Yeah, this is the last year Dewey will believe in Santa Clause.
Dewey: What?
Hal: You canceled Christmas?
Lois: I'm not canceling it, I'm holding it hostage.
Malcolm: Why didn't we try the whole denial thing a long time ago?
Reese: (holding up a skateboard) I wonder what is it!
Francis: (to Ida) Can't you do the entire family a favor and just die?!
(Ida continues coughing)
Francis: You sound like you're dying.
Ida: You'd like that, wouldn't you? You can't wait to get your hands on my things.
Francis: Oh, yeah, Grandma, I got big plans for these doilies and I really want that can of peaches that's been on your shelf for 30 years.
Ida: Don't touch my peaches!
Francis: Well, look at that -- 8:00 already, way past my bedtime. Where do I sleep?
Ida: You're sitting on it.
Francis: Does it turn into a bed?
Ida: Yes, it becomes a bed. It's a special, magic sofa. It opens up for magic, lazy boy, and angels come and feed you grapes, and sing to you while you sleep, and it flies around the room granting wishes for boys who are stupid.
Francis: All right! It doesn't fold out!
Francis: Hi, Grandma. (enters house) God's sakes, it's colder in here. Don't you turn the heat on?
Ida: I'm not going to pay those pirates.
Francis: Of course not. Well, in the spirit of the season, let's begin this pathetic charade. (gives her a Christmas card)
Ida: I never know what you're talking about. You talk like a jackass.
Lois: (on the phone, to Francis) Just spend a couple of days with Grandma. You can leave right after Christmas.
Francis: I am not visiting that woman. She's evil and she hates me.
Lois: Francis, this is Grandma's first Christmas since Grandpa died, and you live the closest. How can you be so selfish?
Francis: Well, did you invite her to your house?
(long pause)
Lois: She knows she's always welcome.
Francis: Hey, maybe we'll both get on a bus and come down and surprise you.
Lois: Don't you threaten me. I am ending this discussion.
In this episode we learn that Ida lives in Whitehorse. It is the capital of Yukon (a territory in Canada).
Cold Open: When Reese refuses to give up the remote, Malcolm does everything in his power to make him have to go pee.
Lois reveals that her father Victor passed away. The aftermath of this progresses briefly each season, coming to a head in late season 5 episode "Victor's Other Family."
The music heard during the big ornament fight is TMBG's "The Bells Are Ringing". This marks the only time the song has been used in a Christmas context, since the song technically has nothing to do with Christmas.
Cloris Leachman won an emmy for her portrayal of Grandma Ida in this episode.
Cloris Leachman received an Emmy nomination for her role as Grandma Ida in this episode. Jeff Melman was nominated for an Outstanding Directing For A Comedy Series for this episode.
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