Malcolm in the Middle

Season 7 Episode 22


Aired Sunday 8:30 PM May 14, 2006 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Loanshark: You want $8,000?
      Hal: Yes.
      Loanshark: All right, the way this works is you come back next week...
      Hal: That won't be necessary. I'm not going to pay you back. Hear me out. There's no way I can get the money to pay you, but instead of making you go through that whole, stupid charade where you keep calling me and I keep making lame excuses until you hunt me down, I am willing to go straight to the leg-breaking.
      Loanshark: Really?
      Hal: Yes. Whenever you say, I just show up and you start snapping bones. Arms, legs, whatever. Invite anyone you want. I promise, I will scream and cry and beg for mercy, and make it so loud and so horrible that no one who sees it will ever miss another payment again. Now, you can't buy that kind of publicity.
      Loanshark: Couldn't I just not give you the money and still break your arms and legs? Wouldn't that accomplish the same thing?
      Hal: True. But... then I think your point starts to get muddled. Maybe we should sleep on it. (runs off)

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