Trey: Enjoying Lord of the Rings in high-def?
Hal: Oh, it's unbelievable! No lines, no commercials; I'm bringing Lois here for our anniversary. Oh, I still can't get over all this: (touches the sink) a real sink to spit in; I really don't have to swallow it.
Trey: Hal, are you crying?
Hal: They're good tears.