Malcolm in the Middle

Season 5 Episode 13

Lois' Sister

Aired Sunday 8:30 PM Feb 22, 2004 on FOX
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Lois' Sister
Lois' younger sister, pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks for Lois and a cold shoulder for Hal – whom she has never forgiven for dumping her for Lois. At first Lois and Susan battle. When Lois discovers that Susan needs a kidney transplant, she puts her anger aside and offers to donate her kidney to Susan, which Susan only sees as the perfect opportunity for Lois to one-up her. Hal locks up Dewey's cotton candy machine and the engine to the car given to Malcolm and Reese in the garage. Dewey breaks in and goes cotton crazy, and Malcolm relies on Reese to come up with a genius plan to get the engine back. Francis takes charge of a girl guide group until a mutiny takes place.moreless

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  • I liked it!

    Lois's sister, Susan, comes by. To Hal, both Lois and Susan are crazy when they're around each other. They always argue. Susan gives Dewey a cotton candy maker and she gives Malcolm and Reese a car. Francis must deal with some girl scouts that are very persuasive. Lois learns that Susan needs a kidney, so she wants to donate hers. Susan doesn't want her to, but Lois does it anyway. Malcolm and Reese get in trouble after taking the car, with no engine, out.

    This episode was good! Susan was kind of weird though. This episode gets an 8.0 out of 10!moreless
  • The most boring episode of Malcolm in the Middle!

    This episode is suppose to be the one hundredth episode of Malcolm in the Middle, but is the worst episode ever, is really boring, and it does not has any good story line, just the constant fight between the two sisters that keep fighting of who was the favorite and who was the best and everything, really, really boring, and if it was something cool about it, is the fact that the boys use the car without motor in order to be cool, but it does not works. Really boring...moreless

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  • TRIVIA (3)

    • Lois has a kidney removed to be donated to her sister. Receiving a transplant, though major surgery, is simple compared to being the donor. Removing a kidney from the donor is a very serious operation because of the care needed to extract the kidney in working order.

    • Goof: When Hal is putting groceries on the table, you can clearly see the cereal box has already been open and was just closed with the tab not sealed as if it were new and just bought!

    • In Company Picnic, Dewey can't metabolise sugar. Then why is he able to eat all that cotton candy?

  • QUOTES (12)

    • Susan: Oh, for God's sakes. All right, give me the damn kidney.
      Lois: Thank you.
      Susan: Don't get too excited. You know you were always the big one. We don't even know if it'll fit.

    • Malcolm: Let me ask you something. Do you remember last week, when I said "hello" to you, and you said, "Look what's trying to talk to me"?
      Olivia: Did I?
      Malcolm: So, are you nicer to me now because you realized we have more in common than you thought, or you find our differences intriguing, or because now I have a car.
      Olivia: Uh, probably the car.
      Malcolm: Cool. (to camera) Sometimes I love high school.

    • Lois: Susan, you can't give them a car.
      Malcolm: Mom, technically this is a transaction between Aunt Susan and us.
      Reese: And I'm willing to hire a lawyer to enforce it. You want to go there, I'll go there.

    • Malcolm: This is torture. The car's just sitting there and no one can drive it.
      Reese: Yeah, it's like that hot nun who comes around every year for the toy drive.

    • Reese: You don't understand the power of my brain, Malcolm. It's like a deep ravine that sits in total darkness. But once in a while, just for a moment, a brilliant shaft of light shines directly down into it. And that's the moment I will think of a genius plan that will get us into that Mustang.

    • Susan: Why do you always say "always"? Don't you know how weird that sounds?
      Lois: Don't change the subject! My God, this is the apple turnover all over again.
      Susan: DON'T YOU DARE BRING UP THE APPLE TURNOVER!!!! Screw this, I'm not going to ruin a decade of therapy.
      Lois: I'm talking to you!
      Susan: I am not your puppet!

    • Susan: You actually have me looking forward to the afterlife!
      Lois: Good luck! Dad's there!

    • (holding giant cotton candy)
      Dewey: Everything in my life has led up to this moment.

    • Hal: Boys, please. I know this is hard for you to understand, but you're just going to have to realize that your mom and Susan are crazy. The sooner you learn to accept that, the better.

    • Susan: I brought gifts for the other boys, too.
      Reese: Yes! Sitting here looking interested finally pays off!

    • Francis: There's food all around us. Look - those are edible fungi called truffles.
      Brittany: Those are deer turds.

    • Reese: Hello, 24-hour party people!

  • NOTES (2)