In this episode, we learn that Francis can play the piano.
Malcolm: I'm tired of coming to school smelling like feet!!
Malcolm: It's been ten days since Mom lost her job. Yesterday for dinner we had macaroni and rice. Today, it's rice and macaroni.
(Hal passes gas) Malcolm: (to his brothers) The first one who laughs gets their ass kicked!
(sees the Malcolm and Reese messing with the steam cleaner covered in soap) Lois: BOYS!!! Malcolm: It's not what it looks like! (the next scene shows the two with their noses against a door kneeling, Hal enters) Hal: Oh, hello, boys. How long are you in for? Reese: Another hour. Hal: Yeaow!
Lois: Velcro. I win the pool.
(after Lois returns the bottle of cognac Dewey stole) Lois: What do you mean "fired"?! You can't fire me for this. Mr. Pinter: Sorry. Store policy is very clear about stealing. Lois: But he didn't steal it; he returned it. It's right there. The bottle is perfect. You can just put it right back on the shelf. Mr. Pinter: I already marked it out of inventory. My hands are tied here. Lois: What are you talking about? You don't even do inventory. You foist it off on me because you make so many mistakes.
Craig: You know, uh, this is a little intense. You, me, working this shelf... together. Lois: What's intense about it? Craig: I guess nothing. Excuse me. (leaves)
Reese: I'm not complaining! I'm constipated!
Craig: Hey, it's the three musketeers. Athos, Aramis. (looks at Dewey) And you must be Porthos. Dewey: You're creepy.
Hal: (on the phone) With our budget, I think I can convince your mother to send you home. Francis: No, no, no! Don't do that! I'm at a crucial stage in my discipline development. Hal: Who's the girl? Francis: Girl? Dad, there's like ten of them!
Hal: (eating from a can) Anyone want the last olive? Lois: Those aren't olives; those are peaches!
Lois: (pouring Dewey a glass of milk) Drink your milk. Dewey: It's lumpy. Lois: Then chew it!
Featured Music: "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynrd (Pageant Vocal Rehearsal) "Drunk is Better than Dead" by The Push Stars (also used in the season 2 episode "Therapy")(Unpacking the food) "Three Times A Lady" by The Commodores (Tanya's Massage) "Freakin' You" by Jungle Brothers (No More Stupid Pity) "Red Alert" by Bassment Jaxx
Cold Open: Malcolm and Reese are wrestling on the floor, Lois is spraying them with water in an attempt to stop them, Dewey bangs his head on the washing machine complaining about Malcolm and Reese, and Hal pretends to be drilling while doing a crossword to get out of helping Lois.
Frankie Muniz actually got a concussion from wrestling with Justin Berfield in the opening of this episode. When the boys go rolling across the floor, Frankie hit his head and caused the concussion which kept him off the set for two days.
S 7 : Ep 22
Aired 5/14/06
S 7 : Ep 21
Aired 4/23/06 (23:00)
S 7 : Ep 20
Aired 4/16/06
S 7 : Ep 19
Aired 4/9/06
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