Jane Kaczmarek |
Lois Wilkerson |
Bryan Cranston |
Hal Wilkerson |
Chris Masterson |
Francis Wilkerson |
Justin Berfield |
Reese Wilkerson |
Erik Per Sullivan |
Dewey Wilkerson |
Frankie Muniz |
Malcolm Wikerson |
Charlie Stewart |
Kid #2 |
Guest Star |
Malcolm David Kelley |
Kid #1 |
Guest Star |
Matthew Dunn |
Young Dewey |
Guest Star |
Kyle Sullivan |
Dabney |
Recurring Role |
Evan Matthew Cohen |
Lloyd |
Recurring Role |
Craig Lamar Traylor |
Stevie Kenarban |
Recurring Role |
It is revealed that Malcolm is older than 11.
You can see that the knife Hal uses to cut open the Moon Bounce has a retractable blade for safety.
In this episode, Reese mentions to Malcolm, "Just because you have a girl, doesn't mean you should act like one." In the season five episode "Malcolm Films Reese," Reese almost says the same thing, "If you want to talk like a girl, go find a girl."
Dewey: Everyone, this is Ronnie. As you can see, he is real. (pinches Ronnie)
Ronnie: Ow!
Malcolm: It's none of your business! It's nooooobody's business!! It's not a big deal, okay??!!
(everyone stares)
Malcolm: Well, it's not and I would appreciate it if we just drop it!
Hal: Your mother's right, son. I had to wait until I was 11 when I kissed my... wait, how old are you?
Lois: Malcolm, look at me!
(Malcolm gives a worried look)
Lois: Oh, my God, it's true! Malcolm, NO! You do not do this yet!!!
Malcolm: I GAVE YOU MY SOUL, SARA!!! I GAVE YOU MY SOUL!!!! (collapses onto the floor, a circle forms around Malcolm and Dabney covers Malcolm with a coat)
Reese: Malcolm's got a girlfriend!
Lois: What?!
Hal: Son, is this true?
Malcolm: Reese!
Reese: Damn, I was saving that one for report card day.
Reese: Just turn off your brain. It's easy, watch.
Malcolm: Reese, you can't just turn off your...
(Reese stares into wonder)
Malcolm: Reese? Reese!
Reese: (comes back) Whoa, how long was I gone?
Malcolm: I can go back. (enters the moonwalker)
Dewey: What are you doing?
Malcolm: Play. I'm gonna play.
Dewey: No, you're too big.
Reese (about Malcolm and his girlfriend): I saw them behind the Seven Eleven French kissing. That's with tongue, mom.
Lois: This is all your fault, Hal. You're the one who bought him that acne medicine.
Hal: I thought we were safe. I mean, he's still goofy looking. His head is like five times too big for his body.
Hal: Lois, please, let's not have this veer off into us somehow not having sex tonight.
Reese: Just because you have a girl doesn't mean you should act like one.
Malcolm: Just once I'd like to learn a lesson without something exploding.
Hal (with knife in hand): Don't be scared, little girl.
Malcolm: I have a girlfriend!
Cold Open: Dewey and Malcolm bet Reese to ring a neighbor's doorbell while naked, but a guard dog makes things go terribly wrong for Reese.
Music: "How the West was Won" by Shelby Woo
"Sesame Street Theme" by Joe Raposo (1998 version)
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S 7 : Ep 22
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S 7 : Ep 21
Aired 4/23/06 (23:00)
S 7 : Ep 20
Aired 4/16/06
S 7 : Ep 19
Aired 4/9/06
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