Lois: What are you looking at?
Hal: Reese's report card, it is much better than last time.
Hal: Yeah, this time he used the exact same brand pen as the teacher to change his grade.
Lois: Look at that, he gave himself a C in math instead of A+.
Hal: Yeah, it's subtle, nice attention to detail. He's really learning. Two months grounded?
Lois: Three months, scrubbing toilets.