Malcolm in the Middle - Season 6

FOX (ended 2006)




Episode Guide

  • Mrs. Tri-County
    Episode 22
    Lois gets entered into the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant by the boys but only as a joke. She thinks they really meant it so she goes. The other women there treat Lois badly. Hal pushes Lois to perfection. Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant for Herkabe who is a judge. Reese discovers that, according to the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant manual's scientific formula, he is beautiful.moreless
  • 5/8/05
    When Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting with Malcolm, he is strongly encouraged to take on the role of President. Being his dad's right-hand man, Malcolm sees a perfect opportunity to add some excitement to the community, while Hal's agenda is a little bit different. Francis takes on a new job as a camp activities coordinator and turns to Dewey for his input on some creative new games. While Dewey revels in his afternoon of fun, his fed-up classmates take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage. When Reese finds out that he has final exams in all of his classes and must pass to graduate he studies for the first time ever.moreless
  • Stilts
    Episode 20
    After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills. Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts after the current one gets fired. Dewey thinks that Jamie has found Lois' secret stash when he finds a pearl necklace.moreless
  • 4/24/05
    Hal is forced to go to a motivation seminar. When the motivator leaves after making everyone but Hal cry, Hal accidentally takes over. He gets rave reviews and is soon hired to do motivation seminars every weekend. Reese begins hanging out with a pack of dogs. Dewey gets in trouble with Lois, after Lois finds out that he is seeing another mom.moreless
  • Ida's Dance
    Episode 18
    Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival. Malcolm fails a music appreciation course, and reluctantly goes to Dewey for help. Reese and Hal secretly watch scary movies while Lois is not around, but it ends up revealing some unexpected secrets about both Reese and Hal.moreless
  • Butterflies
    Episode 17
    After Lois is scheduled to work the "graveyard" shift, she forces Malcolm to do it with her. He starts noticing weird things going on and soon discovers a man, Norm, living in the Lucky Aide. He agrees to keep Norm's secret as long as he provides Malcolm with tidbits on his new crush, a fellow Lucky Aide employee. Meanwhile, when Reese takes a job as an exterminator, he quickly learns that to drum up business he must infest the neighbors' lawns, and chooses caterpillars as his weapon. But instead of spreading the caterpillars, he has a change of heart and begins to nurture them. Dewey enjoys having his own bed for the first time.moreless
  • No Motorcycles
    Episode 16
    When Francis and Piama choose to celebrate Francis' 21st birthday at the house, Hal is reminded of a promise he made to his son as a young child, involving a motorcycle trip that Lois quickly forbids. Hal and Francis have no choice but to sneak off for their wild adventure, leaving their women behind. Meanwhile Malcolm, Dewey and Reese are held captive in their own home by a bully.moreless
  • Chad's Sleepover
    Episode 15
    Hal forbids Dewey to allow Chad to come over for a sleepover but Dewey goes and gets Lois to agree. Hal is upset with Dewey but he tries to convince his dad he can handle Chad. Lois goes through every piece of paper in the house to try and find a warranty for a blender that is broken. After not being told about "Ditch Day", Malcolm and Reese contemplate why they are so hated.moreless
  • Ida Loses A Leg
    Episode 14
    During Grandma's unwelcome visit with the family, she loses her leg while saving Dewey from a moving truck. Consumed with guilt, Dewey is determined to find his Grandmother's leg and give it the proper burial. Francis, on the other hand, begrudgingly becomes the caretaker for his stubborn, cranky grandmother. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese are given a new idea for a prank that forces them to stay awake days at a time to avoid the embarrassment of having their faces glued to the floor.moreless
  • Tiki Lounge
    Episode 13
    When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat. Things go smoothly until they feud over philosophical beliefs. Meanwhile, Mr. Herkabe cons Malcolm into joining the Booster Club, which he hates. He wants to leave until he is told that no one likes him and that he wouldn't do well at the auction. Reese gets in a battle with Jamie.moreless
  • Living Will
    Episode 12
    Hal is named executor of his neighbor's living will and must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug. In attempting to make the decision, Hal discovers he is incapable of making decisions on his own because he always defers to Lois. Craig asks Malcolm, Reese and Dewey to teach him how to fight dirty to fight off a bully, that turns out to be his dad. His dad tries to convince him to take over the gym he owns, but Craig refuses.moreless
  • Dewey's Opera
    Dewey's Opera
    Episode 11
    When Lois buys a brand-new king-sized bed, Hal thinks that her motive is to put more distance between them and refuses to sleep in it. Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television, Dewey is inspired to write his own operatic masterpiece, "The Marriage Bed," which is based on his parents' fight and turned into a school production. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese build their own street luge board; and Jamie falls head over heels for the baby girl across the street.moreless
  • Billboard
    Episode 10
    When Lois catches the boys vandalizing a trashy billboard for a strip club, Malcolm alters the vandalism into a women's rights protest, which sparks a colossal media circus. In no time, feminists, conservative religious groups and national news reporters descend on the scene. Lois tries to think of ways to get her boys down. After Hal grants a TV interview, a woman from his past turns up at the faux protest and he tries to hide from her.moreless
  • Malcolm's Car
    Episode 9
    When Malcolm spots a roughed up 1967 Cuda in his neighborhood, he instantly falls in love with it and purchases the car. But he gets so caught up in the difficult task of restoring it that he blows off Stevie as well as Reese who needs him for an illegal betting scheme of his. Hal on the other hand, is having success when he stumbles upon his hidden talent -- hairstyling. Lois doesn't have time to worry about Malcolm or Hal, as she is caught up in scandal between Craig and their Lucky Aide boss Fred. Craig says he is taking time off to tutor Fred's wife in golf but Lois finds out he is actually having an affair with her.moreless
  • Lois Battles Jamie
    Lois Battles Jamie
    Episode 8
    Lois begins to think she is losing her touch when Jamie seems too much for her to handle. When Hal realizes that Lois is losing her confidence, he brings Francis home in order for him to explain to Lois how was she able to have confidence as a mother. Malcolm, Dewey and Reese find a diving board and try to think of what to do with it, but come up with nothing. Reese is really upset with not being able to think of something and when he explains why, Malcolm and Dewey come up with the ultimate plan.moreless
  • Hal Sleepwalks
    Episode 7
    Hal starts sleepwalking because he is stressed out about what to buy Lois for 20th wedding anniversary. Hal relies on Reese to help him, but instead Reese just uses him for his own things. Hanson and Zoe are signed up to run for student body president as a joke, and Dewey gets back at the boy who did it by signing him up, forcing him to win or be embarrassed. Malcolm gets an all-expenses paid trip around the world and feels the need to pay back society to secure his luck. He buys a guitar, but soon discovers he isn't very good at it.moreless
  • 12/19/04
    Hal and Lois, strapped for cash, decide that Christmas gifts will have to be homemade this year. When everyone makes much better gifts than Hal, he spins a bigger and bigger lie about the present he has in store for them. Francis decides to come home for Christmas and brings some shocking news to his parents, that not even his wife knows. Malcolm feels left out by Dewey and Reese.moreless
  • Kitty's Back
    Episode 5
    When Kitty decides to return to Abe, she comes to Lois and asks her help with the reconciliation. Lois replies that she finds what she did unforgivable and creepy. Abe confronts Lois after he takes Kitty back and tells her that he is angry that she said Kitty was creepy. Lois refuses to apologize and says that she won't allow Abe to be angry at her. Stevie has a speech to give and Malcolm helps him out by pre-recording it. Francis comes for Dewey's birthday and gives him the 'brotherhood initiation' and causes him to be very sick. After being terribly sunburned, Reese tries to make a suit of his peeled off skin.moreless
  • Pearl Harbor
    Episode 4
    Jessica has moved in a few doors down and is spending all her time at Malcolm's house. She convinces Malcolm and Reese that the other one is gay, and they start being nice to each other. Hal, tired of a neighbor always one upping him with Christmas decorations, decides to celebrate another holiday, Pearl Harbor. Dewey has to write an essay on why one of his parents is his hero, and at first picks Hal. When he makes things up Hal gets upset, so he switches to Lois, which infuriates Hal.moreless
  • Standee
    Episode 3
    Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war. Hal enlists Reese's help. Dewey enjoys his time in the garbage. Meanwhile, Lois gets her job back at Lucky Aide but is on probation. When an offensive billboard of a smiling black janitor, whose nametag reads "Slappy", holding a mop and a 6-pack of malt liquor goes up, Lois tries to take it away. When Malcolm puts it back up under orders from his boss. Lois tries to get him to take it back down, but he refuses.moreless
  • Buseys Run Away
    Episode 2
    The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special needs class. Malcolm and Reese think Dewey has turned on them when he no longer wants to pull stunts. Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.
  • Reese Comes Home (3)
    When Reese realizes the Army is too much for him to handle, he deserts and dresses as an Afghani woman. But Lois is on a march to find him, and travels to Kabul to hunt him down. Meanwhile, Malcolm volunteers at a veterans hospital as a way to make up for his guilt of making Reese leave.moreless