Jane Kaczmarek |
Lois Wilkerson |
Bryan Cranston |
Hal Wilkerson |
Chris Masterson |
Francis Wilkerson |
Justin Berfield |
Reese Wilkerson |
Erik Per Sullivan |
Dewey Wilkerson |
Frankie Muniz |
Malcolm Wikerson |
John Lacy |
Spectator |
Guest Star |
Laura Henry |
Jeffrey's Mother |
Guest Star |
Eric Fleeks |
Ref |
Guest Star |
Eric Nenninger |
Cadet Eric |
Recurring Role |
Kasan Butcher |
Cadet Joe |
Recurring Role |
Evan Matthew Cohen |
Lloyd |
Recurring Role |
If you pause at 2:39 and briefly thereafter, you can clearly see that Reese is suspended in the ground to achieve the effect being bent in half. Furthermore, unless a person is well beyond double jointed, being subject to that move would cause incredible damage.
Rick: Remember me? 'Moby Rick'? (sarcastic) That was so hilarious.
Malcolm: I never called you Moby Rick. I called you Rickapotamus, although...
(Rick punches him)
Malcolm: Those guys are nuts. I'm funny!... Aren't I funny?
Lloyd: To be honest, you can be a little caustic.
Stevie: The word... is arrogant.
Dabney: How about bitter, sarcastic and handsome?
(Lloyd and Stevie turn to look at him)
Dabney: (points somewhere) Hey, she's cute.
(as Reese is walking in a hospital room)
Reese: Hi, I'm here to read to you.
Patient: Oh, when I heard you were coming I just was so excited.
Reese: Well, they said that terminal patients really get a lift from this.
(the patient gets a weird look on his face)
Patient: Terminal?!
(Reese sits there for a few seconds)
Reese: You know what, I'm in the wrong room. To think of it, I'm in the wrong hospital.
Patient: NURSE, NURSE!!!
Malcolm: You talking about joining a club, Reese!
Reese: My name isn't Reese anymore.
Malcolm: Then what is it?
Reese: I don't remember, but it's not Reese!
Students (chanting): Reese! Reese! Reese!
(Reese is posing while the principal grabs him)
Reese: Ah, let go of me... oh, ok I'm going, I'm going!
Dewey: Is Reese a girl now?
Malcolm: No, Dewey, he's a lady.
Reese: Shut up.
Malcolm: Sorry, ma'am.
Lois: Well, that's not fair! What do they expect him to do, beat up a girl?
Reese: I get to beat up a girl...cool!
Reese: I'm sick of beating up little kids. It's creepy.
Featured Music:
"Sunshine" by They Might Be Giants
New Age of Enlightenment
"The Hulkster's in the House" by Hulk Hogan
Reese Retakes the Playground
"Hey Now Baby" by Muddy Shoes
Francis' Ink Hairdo
Cold Open: Malcolm and Reese cover Dewey in bubble wrap and catapult him off a see-saw.
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S 7 : Ep 22
Aired 5/14/06
S 7 : Ep 21
Aired 4/23/06 (23:00)
S 7 : Ep 20
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S 7 : Ep 19
Aired 4/9/06
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