Mama's Family

Mama: Oh, well now who's over here in the pink dress? Uh, Clarence I'm so glad that sex change finally took!

Vint: I knew my Mama wasn't a backseat bimbo. Naomi: Shoot, I was startin' to get a whole new respect for her. Bubba: Well, I still think she's cool.

(Mama sees Clayton) Mama: It's Clayton Gibens! He's the one that got me voted most likely to succeed – with anyone!

Joanne: Everyone says I haven't changed a bit! Mama: Oh really? Ya looked 70 back then too, huh?

Mama: Can't anybody in this family ever say anything nice?! (Looks at Naomi's food) Good Lord, don't tell me you're serving this slop to human beings!

Iola: Oh, come on Thelma, it'll give you a chance to show them how great you still look. Mama: Well now that is true, I have kept my figure. Course, I'm not the type to gloat. Iola: Oh, well, it wouldn't be gloating. It'd be more like giving them a personal goal they can set for themselves.

Mama: I'm telling ya, every guy in that school wanted to go out with me and most of their fathers too.

Naomi: Shame on you Mrs. Harper. All these years you've been calling me cheap when you're the original red tag special. Ha! Ha! Mama: Shut up before I kick your butt in the bargain bin!

Bubba: The potato salad went bad. Naomi: I can't understand what happened. It tasted perfectly fine when I put it in the car yesterday. Mama: You left something with mayonnaise in the car since yesterday? Lord, why didn't you just feed em some rat poison with a cherry on top?