*Mama asks what Bettie Ann did for her tax audit*
Naomi: Okay! Well, she put on a low cut blouse, and her micro mini, and her spikiest heels. Well when that IRS agent took one look at her, the only numbers on his mind were 38-24-36.
Mama: Y'all think that would work for 44-36-48?
Iola: Why don't ya bake him something?
Mama: I'm doomed!