Mama's Family Season 6 Episode 2

(Mama thinks Vint is having an affair with Heather)
Iola: Now Thelma, don't jump to conclusions. Just because Vint's lost interest in his wife, works late every night with a woman, and leaves home without his wedding ring . . .oh my Lord. He's guilty as sin.

(After Vint finds his wedding ring, he tries to comfort Naomi)
Vint: Skeeter! I found our love! It was in the bathroom!
Mama: Lord, he's slick.

(Mama and Iola listening to Heather and Vint in the store room at Kwik Keys)
Heather: Oh, Mr. Harper, I think this might be it.
Vint: Could ya hurry it up, I, I'm getting a cramp.
Iola: Thelma, what is going on?!
Mama: Well, it sounds like a quickie down at Kwik Keys!

(Vint and Heather are in the store room at Kwik Keys moving boxes with Mama and Iola listening)
Vint: Ooh baby, I didn't know they were this big!