(Mama is preparing to call the doctor because Naomi went into labor)
Naomi: Wait! I forgot the most important thing!
Mama: Your checkbook? Your medical insurance card?
Naomi: No, my hot rollers!
Mama: Your hot what?!
Naomi: Yeah, Mrs. Harper. I don't want my baby seeing its mother for the very first time looking like something the cat dragged in!
Mama: Well, good Lord. Either way that kid's in for a shock.