Mama's Family Season 3 Episode 1

*Bubba fears his parents died when he is told there will be a funeral*
Mama: No, it was your sweet Aunt Fran."
Bubba: "Who?"

Mama: "This is the same dress I buried your Daddy in."
Vint: "Gee, I always thought he was wearin' a suit."

Mama: "Funeral or no funeral, this is gonna be the happiest day of Fran's life."

*Mama tells Vint that he must be a pall barerer, and he is afriad to be close to the corspe*
Mama: "That's casket's got handles. I ain't askin' ya to give her a piggy back ride."

Vint: "No Ed and Eunice."
Mama: "There's a blessing."

Naomi: "Say Iola, I think the silver ware belongs at the other end of the line."
Iola: "I am a home economics major Naomi. I believe I know how to lay a buffet."
Naomi: "I'll bet that's the only thing."

Mama: "And you do somethin' with that hair!"
Naomi: "What's the matter with my hair?"
Mama: "It's too big. We're going to a funeral, not the Country Music Awards."

*Vint asked what Mama means by natural causes*
Mama: "It means she wasn't murdered or beamed up my martians."

Mama: "I'm in mourning, damn it!"